Orientation...what is the point of this day?

Ah yes, well at least you can count on corporate orientations to be the same the world over. Boring presenters discussing organizational charts and HR polices...Can't I just read the leaflet. Of course, there is the delightful complimentary lunch, cold quiche, cold samosa, cottage cheese and pineapple sandwiches, cold scotch eggs and cold satay...YUM, YUM!